Quotes Tagged With :comedy

Keep your southern fried bullshit to yourself. And know this, Charlie is the sweetest girl I've ever....

Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled....

Our specialty was exasperated dignity and the discombombulation of Authority.

Oooh, dinner and a show! How come you never take us to dinner and a show?"He smiled at Roxy. "I would....

I'm doing a pilot for Comedy Central with the band Steel Panther. They're faux heavy metal. They started....

And I must draft an advertisement for the Daily Prophet, too,' he added thoughtfully. 'We'll be needing....

Ah! good Sir! no Whores before Dinner, I beseech

...Mrs. Percy understood that staying beautiful all day long is the most important aspect of being married.......

There was a group of fans who wanted autographs, and several women who managed to write their phone numbers....

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general....