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Author - Randy Kagan
Quotes by : Randy Kagan
comedy
My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up.
humor
I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.
relationship
I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s....
inspirational quotes
I'm so out of shape I take steroids just to watch sports.
humor
My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.
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