Quotes Tagged With :joke

Just when you see a kid selling a mascot,If you don't buy it because he winks, Not only that will be....

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their....

So,” Lauren said. “You help ghosts with unfulfilled wishes cross over to the astral plane for judgment.”“Yes.”“And....

My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up.

Never use naughtiness in mixed company, unless your witticism is so funny that your audience will shoot....

I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes.

If you are having private thoughts and ask an intimate friend to listen to them in privacy or on a date....

Some men are so indoctrinated that they sincerely believe that other than cooking and cleaning the only....

Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.