Quotes Tagged With :joke

It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat?

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously....

I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone

Alecto… what do you think would happen if people found out about you? Your abilities, your life, Mearth’s....

Orlando had a Pinto, a car that hadn't been in existence for thirty-plus years. He still hadn't figured....

Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.

Hell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying cupcake.

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.