Quotes by : David C. Holley

Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can....

Women do not lie about their age. In fact, no woman ever has, its just that memory is the first thing....

Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'.

The great thing about the Internet isn't that you can reconnect with old friends or stay up to date with....

There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly....

The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more....

Oh I'd be more than happy to hold, I'll just spend the time working on that brain tumor.

If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain....