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Author - David C. Holley
Quotes by : David C. Holley
absurd
Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can....
women
Women do not lie about their age. In fact, no woman ever has, its just that memory is the first thing....
humor
Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'.
humor
The great thing about the Internet isn't that you can reconnect with old friends or stay up to date with....
sweet
There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly....
random
The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience.
bitter
Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more....
sarcasm
Oh I'd be more than happy to hold, I'll just spend the time working on that brain tumor.
sales
If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain....
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