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When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.....

If he didn't want to be mauled by a sex-starved woman who hadn't gotten any skin in months, he'd better....

I showed him the Post-it. “You see They’re from Lily.”“Who’s Lily?”“Some girl.”“Ooh.......

I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD.

If you hear a "prominent" economist using the word 'equilibrium,' or 'normal distribution,' do not argue....

People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment....

Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never....

I just want to this about that.

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.