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A question that always makes me hazy is it me or are the others crazy'Albert Einstein

What the famous big blue Boy Scout told to a green Kryptonite? What?? YOU rock!

There comes a time when one suddenly discovers that there will never be a time for the coming of the....

I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.

He done his level best.Was he a mining on the flat..He done it with a zest..Was he a leading of the choir..He....

Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

He seemed to be staring at the chain hanging from the ceiling fan. Seconds later, he confirmed this by....

The last time I checked, I wasn’t the one who tripped over a glass container of sugar that I had myself....

Don't become a random photograph in the eyes of friends, and even your enemies, for each glance at your....