Quotes by : Mark Twain

I have had an aversion to good spelling for sixty years and more, merely for the reason that when I was....

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach....

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other....

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.

In statesmanship get formalities right never mind about the moralities.

Evolution is the law of policies: Darwin said it, Socrates endorsed it, Cuvier proved it and established....

It has now been many months, at the present writing, since I have had a nourishing meal, but I shall....

When I was a boy of fourteen my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.....

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.