Quotes Tagged With :jokes

Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less....

Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's....

If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain....

We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that....

Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound....

Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women....

What the famous big blue Boy Scout told to a green Kryptonite? What?? YOU rock!

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened....

Tatiana hugged him and said, “And here’s mine: ‘Honey, what do you prefer—my beautiful body or....