Quotes Tagged With :jokes

John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice.....

Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another....

I’m relieved to seethat even brilliant physicists make mistakes.”Kohler looked over. “What do you....

The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many....

More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly....

You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single....

All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

Comrades, we are going to try to cheer you up, and our sense of humor will help us in this endeavor,....

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.