Quotes Tagged With :jokes

She points to where he went and looks to the neutral Baumen. “He—he did that to me on purpose! He’s....

We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their....

After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.

Don't be ridiculous. Brussels sprouts are awful. Jail is just jail.

There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.

...the primary paradox that man is superior to all the things around him and yet is at their mercy.

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened....

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.