Quotes Tagged With :jokes

The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each....

Rules for navigating the net, Or people will roll their eye Lest you can't roll the R rect: Literally,....

To all you sensitive sallys out there who spend your time scribing angry letters, I have great news:....

What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning--....

Most jokes state a bitter truth.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

Okay, that one's pretty good," Fred acknowledged, after she'd told him a particularly filthy joke. "But....

Now you are laughing aren't you?? You just came from holiday (AS for me I don't really give a shit from....

I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the....

I’m relieved to seethat even brilliant physicists make mistakes.”Kohler looked over. “What do you....