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Author - Sarah Silverman
Quotes by : Sarah Silverman
family
My stepfather, John O'Hara, was the goodest man there was. He was not a man of many words, but of carefully....
People
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
motherteresa
Mother Teresa didn't walk around complaining about her thighs -- she had shit to do.
jokes
To all you sensitive sallys out there who spend your time scribing angry letters, I have great news:....
hell
Some people need Hell. If you’re the type of guy who sees a hooker in an alleyway and instinctively....
satire
Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!
Think
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
Hands
I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I'm often on the run. I've always had dreams.....
depression
I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.
Friends
I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces.....
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