Quotes by : Sarah Silverman

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

Mother Teresa didn't walk around complaining about her thighs -- she had shit to do.

To all you sensitive sallys out there who spend your time scribing angry letters, I have great news:....

Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

It's not cold in here, you're just dying.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I'm often on the run. I've always had dreams.....

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces.....