Quotes by : Sarah Silverman

Mother Teresa didn't walk around complaining about her thighs -- she had shit to do.

To all you sensitive sallys out there who spend your time scribing angry letters, I have great news:....

Some people need Hell. If you’re the type of guy who sees a hooker in an alleyway and instinctively....

Nothing seems crazy when you're used to it.

Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

It's not cold in here, you're just dying.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I'm often on the run. I've always had dreams.....

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.