Quotes by : Bill Hicks

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can....

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing....

I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.

The idea of getting a, you know, syringe full of heroin and shooting it in the vein under my cock right....

I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the....

They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer

I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.

Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America.....

The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and....