Quotes by : Bill Hicks

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life,....

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes....

I was in Nashville, Tennessee last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it,....

I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the....

I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me?....

I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.

Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America.....

I want my rockstars dead.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the [L.A.] riots... and all these Brit....