Quotes by : Alexander Theroux

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his....

Ordinary persons, he said, smiling, found no differences between men. The artist found them all.

The man who has faith in logic is always cuckolded by reality.

Will I have to use a dictionary to read your book?" asked Mrs. Dodypol. "It depends," says I, "how much....

Faculty Meetings are held whenever the need to show off is combinedwith the imperative of accomplishing....