Quotes by : Alexander Woollcott

It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways!....

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.....

All the things I really like to do are either immoral illegal or fattening.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral illegal or fattening.

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm.

A hick town is one in which there is no place to go where you shouldn't be.

Always a godfather - never a god!

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed....

To all things clergic I am allergic.

You haven't lived until you died in New York.