Quotes Tagged With :births

I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.

I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet....

The grace of birth is a divine.

Personally I think any more than two or three kids is not a family it's a litter.

Always a godfather - never a god!

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.