Quotes Tagged With :births

I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.

We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.

When you're the only pea in the pod your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.....

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they....

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.

Always a godfather - never a god!

The grace of birth is a divine.

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it....

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet....