Quotes Tagged With :births

I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.

When you're the only pea in the pod your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.....

I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet....

We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.

Personally I think any more than two or three kids is not a family it's a litter.

The grace of birth is a divine.

Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they....

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it....