Quotes Tagged With :births

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.

When you're the only pea in the pod your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.....

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.

I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment.

The grace of birth is a divine.

Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.

We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.

Always a godfather - never a god!

I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.