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Author - Rita Rudner
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marriage
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of....
Think
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Parents
I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides.....
humorous
Men like cars women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.
Pain
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought....
men
Men like cars women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.
family
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.
companionship
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and boughr....
humorous
Men like cars women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.
peace
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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