Quotes by : Rita Rudner

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super....

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality....

Men like cars women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.

Men like cars women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich....

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet....

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

Men like cars women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it....