Quotes by : Rita Rudner

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. If you feel the need to marry a doctor....

Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'

Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers.

Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.

Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable....

Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.

Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet....

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.