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Author - Rita Rudner
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Children
Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
humorous
Men like cars women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.
New Car
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
fathers
Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable....
men
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
sports
My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard....
humorous
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
family
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.
Great
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better.....
money
If you like easygoing monogamous men stay away from billionaires.
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