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Author - Larry David
Quotes by : Larry David
Homeless
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
Idea
Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they....
Mix
Golf and dating don't mix.
Army
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because....
Funny
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
Way
There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
Dawn
It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.
births
I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.
love
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.
Living
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being....
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