Quotes by : Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

You can't make souffle rise twice.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you can't say something good about someone sit right here by me.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.