Quotes by : Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at....

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

If you can't say something good about someone sit right here by me.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.