Quotes by : Amy Petrie Shaw

Waking up, for many people, is apparently a positive experience. There are twittering birds and the smell....

Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes....

She drowned all of the catnip mice in Nike's water bowl and I had to take them away after he began drinking....

Dippy sniffs box. Dippy cannot comprehend challenging concepts such as "inside" and "outside"- attempts....

She is an agent of the Devil, possibly escorted out of Hell for behavior which would make a demon go....

You know that feeling you get, when the sky has turned green, air raid sirens are blowing, the theme....