Quotes by : Amy Schumer

Sometimes I want to quit - not performing, but being a woman altogether. I want to throw my hands in....

I got out of the shower and stopped to look at myself in the mirror. I looked blotchy and messy and not....

The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged....

Don't be afraid to excuse yourself. Recharge for as long as you need. Lean up against a tree and take....

I am a woman with thoughts and questions and shit to say. I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong.....

One of the comics said he thought I was talented but wouldn't ever make it as a stand-up. It hurt. Looking....

... and left decimated. Not for myself, but for all the single women out there trying to date. I wanted....

Like literally, the final moments of life come to mind when I begin to love someone. I think, Will this....

I know my worth. I embrace my power. I say if I’m beautiful. I say if I’m strong. You will not determine....

Love yourself. You don’t need a man, or a boy, or a self-proclaimed love expert to tell you what you’re....