Quotes by : Andy Weir

Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me.

Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were....

As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.

They hate you.""Why?""Cause you're a dick, Mitch.

If someone offered me a free trip to the International Space Station, I would decline. I like Earth.....

Mars is not Earth. It doesn't have a thick atmosphere to bend light and carry particles that reflect....

Hey,” Watney said over the radio, “I've got an idea.”“Of course you do,” Lewis said. “What....

So what’s the point of it all?”“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the....

Back in the days of Apollo, sending humans to the moon was the only viable way to get the scientific....

Log Entry: SOL 118My conversation with NASA about the Water Reclaimer was boring and riddled with technical....