Quotes by : Art Buchwald

Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the only time we have.

And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper....

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let....

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times it's the only time we've got.

Dinner is not what you do in the evening before something else. Dinner is the evening.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think yesterday was better than....

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

I explained to him I had simple tastes and didn't want anything ostentatious no matter what it costs.....