Quotes Tagged With :closures

If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted I beg his pardon.

A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't.

Here's to one of the most beautiful kind thoughtful people I have ever known . . . You are getting....

It is almost impossible to find those who admire us entirely lacking in taste.

A sense of humor is the ability to laugh at your own jokes when your friends tell them.

I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.

Let's face it some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

If Noah found himself back on Earth you can bet all he would recognize would be the jokes.

The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut.

I noticed you weren't checking your watches - you've been shaking them.