Quotes by : Irvin S. Cobb

If a woman likes another woman she's cordial. If she doesn't like her she's very cordial.

A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't.

I've just learned about his illness let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.

Daylight would have shown a wilderness weathered and blowzy, a wanton that had lived her summer too fast....