Quotes by : Austin O'Malley

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.

Reason clears and plants the wilderness of the imagination to harvest the wheat of art.

The statesman shears the sheep the politician skins them.

An Englishman thinks seated a Frenchman standing an American pacing an Irishman afterward.

Memory is a crazy woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food.

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.

The best blood will sometimes get into a fool or a mosquito.

A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.

Ordinarily when a man in difficulty turns to prayer he has already tried every other means of escape.....

A hole is nothing at all but you can break your neck in it.