Quotes by : Benjamin R. Smith

I haven’t got time for a love life and that’s usually frustrating to the would-be lovers. Care to....

Writing Vampire Erotica is like writing sex scenes for porcupines.

I built them what they wanted and I made a profit off of it. Now they call me a god...What fools these....

When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.’

Some people, when there’s a threat of everything they have being ripped away at a moments notice, they....

The first morning I really sat and watched him it was a Tuesday. I know that because Tuesday is trash....

Nice dress,” Victoria said.“Thank you,” Perpetua said. “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?”Victoria....

Human’s aren’t concerned with reality, merely their perceptions of it.

Don't you read the statistics? Guns are unisex these days.

On a wing and a prayer." (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).