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regret
I don’t have any regrets,” a famous movie actor said in an interview I recently witnessed. “I’d....
funny and random
Afternoon experience: autographing exposed legs, outstretched in lines like matchsticks. Afternoon epiphany:....
funny
A customer facing crucial decisions: What should I wipe myself with? What should I brush with? His personal....
self knowledge
I don’t dwell on the fact that I may have ridden on planes. That which I can’t remember having needed,....
sunscreen
Dear sirs, The cold war isn’t over. When national borders fail, the epidermis is the last line of defense.....
funny
What do you take me for? That fool Socrates, who upheld the law at the cost of his own death – just....
first kiss
Do you remember our first kiss? I do. Not a day goes by I don’t think of the feel of that bicuspid....
funny
Just this past summer, I took online courses in introductory logic and law through civilization. Often....
funny
Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.....
x ray
The x-ray of your skull shows a large, flobby mass floating inside. I have to consult my colleagues to....
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