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Author - Benson Bruno
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funny
That streetside tree is obscuring the air. Cut it down. Haul it in for questioning. There are secrets....
funny and random
Afternoon experience: autographing exposed legs, outstretched in lines like matchsticks. Afternoon epiphany:....
hygiene
A customer facing crucial decisions: What should I wipe myself with? What should I brush with? His personal....
planes
I don’t dwell on the fact that I may have ridden on planes. That which I can’t remember having needed,....
irony
What do you take me for? That fool Socrates, who upheld the law at the cost of his own death – just....
funny
Do you remember our first kiss? I do. Not a day goes by I don’t think of the feel of that bicuspid....
funny
While we’re at it, why don’t we add a third emotion to this list: lust. You are probably unaware....
existentialism
When a lack of white blood cells exposes the horizon of being, one has to make a choice. To cloister....
doughnuts
Frosting was his favorite. He liked to eat doughnuts at every meal. Because it was healthier to eat six....
sausage
The x-ray of your skull shows a large, flobby mass floating inside. I have to consult my colleagues to....
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