Quotes by : Benson Bruno

That streetside tree is obscuring the air. Cut it down. Haul it in for questioning. There are secrets....

I don’t have any regrets,” a famous movie actor said in an interview I recently witnessed. “I’d....

Especially well known around the office is my weakness for dyspareunist women. Most people would find....

Afternoon experience: autographing exposed legs, outstretched in lines like matchsticks. Afternoon epiphany:....

A customer facing crucial decisions: What should I wipe myself with? What should I brush with? His personal....

I don’t dwell on the fact that I may have ridden on planes. That which I can’t remember having needed,....

While we’re at it, why don’t we add a third emotion to this list: lust. You are probably unaware....

Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.....

When a lack of white blood cells exposes the horizon of being, one has to make a choice. To cloister....

The x-ray of your skull shows a large, flobby mass floating inside. I have to consult my colleagues to....