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Author - Billy Connolly
Quotes by : Billy Connolly
humorous
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got....
See
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
humour
The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one.”"Don't vote. It just....
angels
I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe....
Listen
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking....
Wind
I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it....
Me
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
humor
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after....
Mystery
Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car....
route 66
Oh, I can picture myself rattling along Route 66 on that thing, headphones on, singing along to ZZ Top's....
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