Quotes by : Billy Crystal

When you're the host of the Academy Awards, and you grew up watching Bob Hope and Johnny Carson, and....

I can always say I led off for the New York Yankees. It's an amazing feeling.

My older brother Joel became an art teacher my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer and....

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

I was a per diem floater in the same junior high school I went to. I sat in the office and made $42.50....

Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate....

Mom was so funny and loving to us kids. She was our first audience. When my dad died, I was suddenly....

My mum, Helen, was hilarious. She had a tremendous sense of humour and was a great singer and tap dancer.....

Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic....

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.