Quotes by : Bob Hope

I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even....

We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.

We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of....

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.