Quotes by : Bob Hope

I do benefits for all religions. ... I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even....

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him,....

We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.

We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give....

We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.