Quotes by : Bob Hope

We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.

If you watch a game it's fun. If you play it it's recreation. If you work at it it's golf.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.

We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.