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Author - Bob Hope
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affection
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
piano
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
Golf
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Sweaters
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
adversity
I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.
politics
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return....
funny
We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.
funny
We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.
Heart
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
funny
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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