Quotes by : Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that....

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him,....

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.