Quotes by : Bob Newhart

I didn't know I was cool, but I was very flattered that some of the younger comedy writers came up to....

I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that,....

I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone....

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and....

All I can say about life is Oh God enjoy it!

I wasn't the class clown. I wasn't that obvious. There would be a circle of guys, and they're watching....

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

I am one of the great wasters of time. I have made it an art form. I can get up at 8 o'clock in the morning,....

There are a lot of questions I keep asking myself about why I do comedy. I guess I laugh to keep from....

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough....