Quotes by : Bob Newhart

I didn't know I was cool, but I was very flattered that some of the younger comedy writers came up to....

The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place.

You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and....

Humor is so important to the American scene throughout history.

I remember seeing a movie with Jose Ferrer and Rosemary Clooney where they were husband and wife, and....

I am one of the great wasters of time. I have made it an art form. I can get up at 8 o'clock in the morning,....

I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable,....

Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough....