Quotes by : Bob Newhart

I didn't know I was cool, but I was very flattered that some of the younger comedy writers came up to....

What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor.

All I can say about life is Oh God enjoy it!

Funny is funny is funny.

Humor is so important to the American scene throughout history.

I remember seeing a movie with Jose Ferrer and Rosemary Clooney where they were husband and wife, and....

If you look at Jack Benny, George Burns, or Don Rickles, they've all had long, successful marriages.....

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

I am one of the great wasters of time. I have made it an art form. I can get up at 8 o'clock in the morning,....

People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world....