Quotes by : Brian Clevinger

The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite....

It's really my fault because I continue listening to the things that you say.

... You can only properly oppress people through a stability bordering on stagnation.

We know the thing is four months away. Technically, it's already there and we're four months away.

Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything. That's....

Lies aren't true, so why would anyone tell them?

If we were to plot the distance between where you are RIGHT NOW and the nearest good idea, it would describe....

Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy.

I really need to restructure my life so I can spend more time reading abstracts and less time punching....