Quotes by : Celia Rivenbark

Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before....

I'm fairly certain that, at this very minute, the [Mars Polar Lander] is floating somewhere around the....

Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch,....

[Reverend James] Dobson says that the [Spongebob Squarepants] video would be watched by millions of elementary....

She suggested we 'crouch' buck nekkid on the bed or a dresser and leap out at him from the shadows.Now,....

I don't define success by how much money someone makes. I don't define success by how many trophies or....

My friends scoffed at my anxiety and said dumb things like, 'Fifty is the new forty!' Which just made....

Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio...The premise is simple. My husband....

Never invite someone who is speaking a foreign language in your presence to "Go back to your country."....

I really loathe [the bumper sticker] 'Proud Parent of a Terrific Kid!'Why not a bumper sticker for the....