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Author - Celia Rivenbark
Quotes by : Celia Rivenbark
humor
Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before....
humor
Jehovah's Witness are welcomed into my home...You gotta respect anybody who gets all dressed up in Sunday....
music
Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch,....
tolerance
[Reverend James] Dobson says that the [Spongebob Squarepants] video would be watched by millions of elementary....
success
I don't define success by how much money someone makes. I don't define success by how many trophies or....
aging
My friends scoffed at my anxiety and said dumb things like, 'Fifty is the new forty!' Which just made....
marriage
Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio...The premise is simple. My husband....
ankles
Okay, let's see if I got this straight. The butt is the new breast, and the lower back is the new ankle.....
language
Never invite someone who is speaking a foreign language in your presence to "Go back to your country."....
humor
I really loathe [the bumper sticker] 'Proud Parent of a Terrific Kid!'Why not a bumper sticker for the....
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