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Author - Celia Rivenbark
Quotes by : Celia Rivenbark
food
Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before....
humor
I'm fairly certain that, at this very minute, the [Mars Polar Lander] is floating somewhere around the....
religion
Jehovah's Witness are welcomed into my home...You gotta respect anybody who gets all dressed up in Sunday....
humor
Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch,....
gay
[Reverend James] Dobson says that the [Spongebob Squarepants] video would be watched by millions of elementary....
marriage
She suggested we 'crouch' buck nekkid on the bed or a dresser and leap out at him from the shadows.Now,....
aging
My friends scoffed at my anxiety and said dumb things like, 'Fifty is the new forty!' Which just made....
humor
Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio...The premise is simple. My husband....
language
Never invite someone who is speaking a foreign language in your presence to "Go back to your country."....
children
I really loathe [the bumper sticker] 'Proud Parent of a Terrific Kid!'Why not a bumper sticker for the....
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