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Author - Celia Rivenbark
Quotes by : Celia Rivenbark
humor
Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before....
nasa
I'm fairly certain that, at this very minute, the [Mars Polar Lander] is floating somewhere around the....
religion
Jehovah's Witness are welcomed into my home...You gotta respect anybody who gets all dressed up in Sunday....
music
Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch,....
gay
[Reverend James] Dobson says that the [Spongebob Squarepants] video would be watched by millions of elementary....
marriage
She suggested we 'crouch' buck nekkid on the bed or a dresser and leap out at him from the shadows.Now,....
success
I don't define success by how much money someone makes. I don't define success by how many trophies or....
humor
My friends scoffed at my anxiety and said dumb things like, 'Fifty is the new forty!' Which just made....
strange trends
Okay, let's see if I got this straight. The butt is the new breast, and the lower back is the new ankle.....
language
Never invite someone who is speaking a foreign language in your presence to "Go back to your country."....
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