Quotes by : Christopher Moore

She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything....

You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates....

You sure about this writer thing son?

I'm poor and my cat is huge.

I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

The medium obscured the message.

Children see magic because they look for it.

Sweet Pocket, you mustn’t ask about my life before I came here. What I am now, I have always been,....

It’s sarcasm, Josh.”“Sarcasm?”“It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means....

Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.