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Author - Christopher Moore
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Joshua's ministry was three years of preaching, sometimes three times a day, and although there were....
compassion
The three jewels of Tao: compassion, moderation, and humility. Balthasar said compassion leads to courage,....
humor
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.....
humorous
And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee, I....
magic
Science, you don't know, looks like magic.
law
Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.
grief
There's a fine edge to new grief, it severs nerves, disconnects reality--there's mercy in a sharp blade.....
humorous
So I'm all, "Owned! Bee-yatch! Dog fucking owned you!" Doing a minor booty dance of ownage, perhaps,....
sarcasm
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused....
perspective
Apologies, one loses perspective after spending a week in a brothel.
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