Quotes by : Christopher Moore

One day I was telling him that I thought that cars had replaced guns as phallic symbols for American....

Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're....

She doesn't understand that a writer is a special creature--that I'm different from everyone else. I'm....

So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast."This is death toast....

I'm poor and my cat is huge.

Lucien, women are wondrous, mysterious, and magical creatures, who should be treated not only with respect....

She can be a whirlwind of tits and terror when she puts her mind to a purpose, can't she, sir?

Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh....

I'm beginning to wonder," said Kent, sitting down now on an overturned wooden tub. "Who do I serve? Why....

Andrew Lloyd Webber's version of the Kool-Aid jingle is at once chilling and evocative. Donny Osmond....