Quotes by : Christopher Moore

It's kinda hard to get yourself into a good three-toweler when you got the dick of death.

The three jewels of Tao: compassion, moderation, and humility. Balthasar said compassion leads to courage,....

The Painting is not shit,' said Lucien.'I know,' said Henri. 'That was just part of the subterfuge. I....

Rivera rubbed his temples. "Satan told you to do it?" he said wearily."No.""Elvis?""I told you, it's....

She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a....

Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?

Don't bruise the Foo!

A question asked in earnest, deserves an earnest answer.

Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.

But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age.""I thought you liked redheads.""I....