Quotes by : Christopher Moore

Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.

People, generally, suck.

Lash had been explaining to her that it's impolite to refer to an African American as a nigga, unless....

Children see magic because they look for it.

Sweet Pocket, you mustn’t ask about my life before I came here. What I am now, I have always been,....

When I teach seminars, I tell people, 'Your stuff has to look like something that's out there, because....

Routine feeds the illusion of safety...

On the radio, turned low, Reba sang of hard times with the full authority of a cross-eyed redheaded millionaire.....

Does the work get easier once you know what you are doing?""Your lungs grow thick with stone dust and....

As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because....