Quotes by : Christopher Moore

The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of....

I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts....

You sure about this writer thing son?

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.....

She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a....

Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?

I love you above all things, even pie.

Andrew Lloyd Webber's version of the Kool-Aid jingle is at once chilling and evocative. Donny Osmond....

A question asked in earnest, deserves an earnest answer.