Quotes by : Chuck Klosterman

And if something is only itself, it doesn't particularly matter.

When exactly did every housewife in America become a whore?

Hitler is the human catch-all for all other terrible humans.

The first moment someone calls for a revolution is usually the last moment I take them seriously.

Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If cavemen had known how to laugh,....

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

Perhaps we humans are still in command, and perhaps there really will be a conventional robot war in....

History is defined by people who don’t really understand what they are defining.

It’s natural to think of one’s own life as a novel (or a movie or a play), and within that narrative....

The world happens as it happens, but we construct what we remember and what we forget. And people will....