Quotes by : Colin Quinn

A few years back, they jacked David Copperfield in West Palm Beach, for Chrissake. Yes, it's funny: "Yo,....

Thank God for immigrants. They're the only ones who have any personality left. They still allow themselves....

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each....

A lot of lip service gets paid to being honest, but no one really wants to hear it unless what's being....

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.....

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

I think the world honestly would be a much healthier place if instead of trying to find rationalizations....

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write.

The races are like America's children. White people are the firstborn, so they were Dad's favorite. Black....