Quotes by : Conan O'Brien

All I ask is one thing, and I’m asking this particularly of young people: please don’t be cynical.....

A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say....

The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the....

Music and comedy are so linked. The rhythm of comedy is con­nected to the rhythm of music. They’re....

Applaud my idiocy.

Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors....

The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and....

The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run....

It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique. It's....

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and....