Quotes by : Conan O'Brien

There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.

President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get....

When all else fails, there's always delusion.

Music and comedy are so linked. The rhythm of comedy is con­nected to the rhythm of music. They’re....

Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous.....

Applaud my idiocy.

The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and....

There is nothing more liberating than having your worst fear realized.

The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run....

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and....