Quotes by : Conan O'Brien

All I ask is one thing, and I’m asking this particularly of young people: please don’t be cynical.....

There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.

Thirty-five things have to go wrong for the best thing to happen in your career

The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the....

When all else fails, there's always delusion.

Music and comedy are so linked. The rhythm of comedy is con­nected to the rhythm of music. They’re....

Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors....

The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run....

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and....

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.