Quotes by : Craig Johnson

It was a two-gallon Styrofoam cooler - one of the cheap ones that you can pick up at any service station....

Interesting office management skills, kind of a 'violence is not the answer so I'm going to beat the....

I leaned forward with my elbows on my knees and her book in my hands. Like a lot of things in my life,....

A writer, like a sheriff, is the embodiment of a group of people and without their support both are in....

I'd say the depths of his stupidity have yet to be plumbed, and yours is comin' up fast on the inside....

It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married.

I've seen men ruined by drink, drugs and dodge pickup trucks, but this is the first time I've seen someone....