Quotes by : Crystal Woods

You’ve jerked my heart more than your dick.

I had a dream about you last night. I was alone on a dark night and you came to me as a firefly. I knew....

(Divorce)We’ll remarry someday when we’ve grown, Like royalty who’ve earned the throne. An aisle....

Madeleine Albright says, “There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.”....

I had this dream about you. We went hunting up in the mountains and I caught a unicorn. You told me now....

Even when I'm sleeping, I go to places where you are.

My body either likes you or it doesn't. And, I trust my body but I can’t assuredly tell you why.

You make me feel like I am everywhere when I am right here, completely still with you.

I had a dream about you last night. You were at my door. We had forgotten what we used to fight about.....

I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many.