Quotes by : Cuthbert Soup

He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.

Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a....

On the forest floor was the LVR's smoldering ceiling panel, just lying there like the lid of a sardine....

I seem to be allergic to whatever that terrible smell is," said Gateman when the urge to sneeze had finally....

The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and....

Yes you are right," said Pavel. "We will succeed simply because we are the best in all of world. We will....

There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard,....

You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls....

Gone are the days when the old country doctor would drive out to your house and amputate your infected....