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Author - Cuthbert Soup
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horses
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.
america
Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a....
funny
On the forest floor was the LVR's smoldering ceiling panel, just lying there like the lid of a sardine....
insult
Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you....
funny
What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh...it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.
william shakespeare
The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and....
funny
Well," Mr. Cheeseman interjected. "Perhaps there's an easy solution to this. Maybe Captain Fabulous has....
funny
Well, well, well," said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest. "Well, well, well, well," replied....
blond
There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard,....
funny
Gone are the days when the old country doctor would drive out to your house and amputate your infected....
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