Quotes by : Cuthbert Soup

He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!

Musicians have always had a better understanding of love than the rest of us. Over the years they have....

I should mention, by the way, that LVR stands for Luminal Velocity Regulator. I suppose it could also....

Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you....

I seem to be allergic to whatever that terrible smell is," said Gateman when the urge to sneeze had finally....

The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and....

As the station wagon pulled back onto the highway, the sun was slowly sinking below the horizon like....

Well," Mr. Cheeseman interjected. "Perhaps there's an easy solution to this. Maybe Captain Fabulous has....

You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls....

Gone are the days when the old country doctor would drive out to your house and amputate your infected....