Quotes by : Daniel Clowes

When I was, like thirteen I thought it would be really cool to be a prostitute... I Thought It was like....

He always accuses me of trying to look'cool', I was like, 'everybody tries to look cool, I just happen....

Maybe I'm just sick of putting more into this friendship than I get out of it.

You can never really trust someone who remembers every embarrassing detail of your adolescence.

Why aren't you girls out stealing hubcaps or shoplifting like normal children?

Everybody just lets the media do their thinking for them... that's why you'll never hear any reggae on....

- ...before I was going to college, my secret plan was to one day not tell anybody and just get on some....

I was a very fearful little kid, and I would always see the worst in everything. The glass was half-empty.....

Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.

Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay. Sincerely,....

C'mon, let's go in my room and abuse drugs and stuff!