Quotes by : Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!


I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked....

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little....

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.


I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to....

I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought....

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.


I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
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She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could....

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal....