Quotes by : Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!


I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked....

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s....

She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of those....

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress....

I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably,....

I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought....

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.


I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
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I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.