Quotes by : Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!


She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s....

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.


Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.


I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to....

I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably,....

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone....

I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like....

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.


She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could....