Quotes by : Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.
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To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine....

I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked....

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s....

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.


I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress....

I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought....

I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like....

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.


I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin....