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Author - Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Quotes by : Dark Jar Tin Zoo
naughty
Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
writing
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little....
sleep
In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.
game
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
humor
I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to....
dialogue
We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone....
desire
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s....
funny
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. ....
old age
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal....
dreams
I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin....
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