Quotes by : Dave Chappelle

I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you're a guy who....

I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're....

The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

The girl says "Oh uh-uh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make....

I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.....

I love being famous - it's phenomenal.