Quotes by : Daven Anderson

Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass

When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.

You can't do that, it makes too much sense.

We even commissioned a smaller pair of these statues for the baggage claim area in the regular lobby.....

How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what's left....

Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les' microphone as Stella and I embrace in....

If we adopted Jack," I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance

You don't get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.

You said you left Mississippi in 1854," Ron says. He turns to Mamuwalde and asks "Were you a runaway....

I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like....