Quotes by : Daven Anderson

Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass

When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.

You can't do that, it makes too much sense.

My turner Mah'Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.

Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les' microphone as Stella and I embrace in....

Remember, our kind protects you Normals from the Pures. We are the rope tied between man and super-beast.....

If we adopted Jack," I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance

Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart

You said you left Mississippi in 1854," Ron says. He turns to Mamuwalde and asks "Were you a runaway....

I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of....