Quotes by : David Walliams

Adults always ask kids how they are doing at school. The one subject kids absolutely hate talking about.....

I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as a comedian,....

I've noticed that once you leave London you do kind of become a bit more famous. People in London are....

It was impossible to sleep. Anxiety stopped me from falling asleep depression woke me up.

In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem.Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea.Your....

I had a very happy childhood, but I wasn't that happy a child. I liked being alone and creating characters....

My name is Mr Bread." He began writing his name neatly on the board. "But you can call me Peter."Suddenly....

I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins, and I think there's something terribly unfortunate....

I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad....