Quotes by : Dean Martin

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going....

I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going....