Quotes by : Dean Martin

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're....

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going....