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Author - Diane Messidoro
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lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.
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When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.
men
Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look....
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