Quotes by : Dick Gregory

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighbourhood after dark.....

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.

It's cool to be healthy.

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.....

I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the....

Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between....

When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.

I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs.

Let me tell you, never before in the history of this planet has anybody made the progress that African-Americans....

And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands....