Quotes by : Dick Gregory

One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.....

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.....

People with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you....

Momma, a welfare cheater. A criminal who couldn't stand to se her kids go hungry, or grow up in slumbs....

You know, I always say white is not a colour, white is an attitude, and if you haven't got trillions....

I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the....

When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.

You hear entertainers all the time, saying, 'If I couldn't get paid for this, I'd do it for free.' When's....

I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs.

Let me tell you, never before in the history of this planet has anybody made the progress that African-Americans....