Quotes by : Dinah Katt

She looked mean, but I think that was her natural resting face.

And that’s basically the end of this story. I know it sounds unbelievable and all. And I’m not saying....

He didn't mean I couldn't leave, he meant I couldn't leave leave. If he meant I couldn't even take out....

A stealthy ninja monkey she was not.

This was a true pants-pooping moment.

Do not go where you don’t belong. I scoffed. That sounded like an invitation if I ever heard one.

Strike two. Add dumb as a box of rocks to the list of why I don't like these guys. I got to my feet,....

That was when things got weird. You may have thought things were weird already, but this was uber-weird....

I figured I only had about two seconds to live. It’s amazing how many thoughts you can have in two....

I had a choice. My instincts told me to hurry up and give the choking man the Heimlich maneuver. My brain....