Quotes by : Dora J. Arod

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.

This book (Jarod Kintz's book) is trash. I mean, I assume it is, because that's where I found it while....

I had a dream about you. You had no skin or muscle on your face, and to try to conceal your bare skull....

I had a dream about you. You were crying, and I couldn’t tell if it was because you were sad or because....

I had a dream about you. You were you, but you were many—a multitude of mannequins, each named Manny.....

I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered....

I had a dream about you. We were in a canoe, and we were paddling across the desert. You said you were....

I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy....

My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
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I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make....