Quotes by : Dorothy Parker

And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right....

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.

This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.

Now to me, Edith looks like something that would eat her young.

It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say,....

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was....

Poisons pain you Rivers are damp Acid stains you And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful Nooses....

She realizes she doesn't know as much as God but feels she knows as much as God knew when he was her....

Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.

Little WordsWhen you are gone, there is nor bloom nor leaf,Nor singing sea at night, nor silver birds;And....