Quotes by : Dorothy Parker

Where's the man that could ease a heart like a satin gown?

God, the bitter misery that reading works into this world! Everybody knows that - everbody who IS everybody.....

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was....

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.

It cost me never a stab nor squirm To tread by chance upon a worm. 'Aha my little dear' I say 'Your....

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

You think You're frightening me with Your hell, don't You? You think Your hell is worse than mine.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my....