Quotes by : Doug Stanhope

I watched 60 Minutes...and they showed this woman, she's in every kind of..thing like that. 'This woman',....

Comedy can always be taken the wrong way. If I do a bit that is meant to diffuse racism or sexism, I'm....

I really don't like art with a message, unless the message is crystal clear.If you have a message that....

I don't even understand the connection with 'died for your sins'. He died for your sin, well, how does....

I kept a picture of me kissing my dad’s corpse on the forehead in my wallet for years. I’d break....

Artist communities love to bullshit each other and glad-hand one another, and there's no room for the....

If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit

Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments....

Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.