Quotes by : Douglas Adams

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have....

He let the curtain drop and the terrible light that had played on his features went off to play somewhere....

Marvin: Look, look, no, just think. They left me - an ordinary, menial robot - to stop you - a gigantic,....

Aberystwyth (n.)A nostalgic yearning which is in itself more pleasant than the thing being yearned for.....

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we....

Janx Spirit : Janx Spirit is a rather potent alcoholic beverage, and is used heavily in drinking games....

The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going....

There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

I’m afraid you cannot leave,' said Zarniwoop, 'you are entwined in the Improbability Field. You cannot....