Quotes by : Douglas Adams

What's up?" [asked Ford.]"I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there.

A five-week sand blizzard?" said Deep Thought haughtily. "You ask this of me who have contemplated the....

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.

The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into....

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was....

He sniggered.He didn't like to think of himself as the sort of person who giggled or sniggered, but he....

It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty....

The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going....

Insanity is a gradual process - don't rush it.

Ow! My brains!